Ronald Schwarzenegger

"'One day, people are going to quote me.' ""-Ronald Schwarzenegger"

Summary
Ronald Schwarzenegger is a Dwarven cleric of Clangeddin played by Connor Cote in John Freiler's D&D campaign. Ronald is one of the founders head priest of the town of Han Solo. Ronald's whereabouts are currently unknown after his and Jake Wasabi's mysterious disappearance.

Biography
Ronald was born in the Dwarven hills of Wigglywood and raised as a clergyman of Clangeddin, God of Battle. When he came of age, Ronald decided to become an adventurer so he could spread the word of his deity while doing what he and his deity loved most: battle. This would lead Ronald to meeting Jake Wasabi, another dwarven adventurer, and forming an adventuring party. Ronald and Jake traveled around the country meeting other adventurers who also joined their party, and formed the group of brave plane-hopping heroes known as the Girdle Brothers.

Ronald and the party's defining adventure began after killing a dragon that was inhabiting Gnollsbane castle, and discovering that it came out of a large portal in the throne room that wouldn't close. To see if they could deactivate it from the inside, the party entered through the portal, only for it to close behind them, into a magically generated dungeon filled with monsters and treasure, and acted as a bridge between other material planes. The party spent a very long period of time--about one campaign's worth--traveling through this dungeon and between different planes, solving mysteries, making friends, and solving problems for the plane's inhabitants.

When fighting a beholder, Ronald and Jake were instantly killed by its death ray, but Clangeddin let them come back as ghosts

After going to several planes, the party finally found their own. For closing the portal, the party was dubbed dukes of the Blue Hills, where they founded the town of Han Solo, and Ronald built a church

Personality
Ronald is a natural leader who is devoted to his god, but also acts as comic relief. Ronald believes in the ideals of Clangeddin: Kill evil at all costs, and never surrender.

Trivia

 * Ronald's favorite food is raisins.
 * The "Schwarz" in Schwarzenegger is Dwarven for "strong". "Negger" is Dwarven for "body".
 * Ronald's current whereabouts are unknown, but use of the augury spell has revealed that he is alive and in a material plane, just not his own.
 * Ronald has written an autobiography called Plane Hopping: The Ronald Schwarzenegger Story.
 * Ronald won the right to put his church of Clangeddin in Han Solo Castle instead of a church of Thor against Rip in a game of Rock Paper Scissors.
 * Over the period of time between gen. 1 and 2, Ronald has bore no children.